I have a cat.
Sometimes she does this:
Other times, she does this:
Every now and then I try to socialize her…
…but she mostly keeps to herself.
In an effort to get her to shake that giant chip on her shoulder, I’ve let her start her very own twitter page. She’s pretty fickle with it but every now and then she posts like a madwoman for 3 to 4 days straight and is very entertaining at that. You too can read what she has to say right here.