This year I vow to do the following:
1 – Cook more often. This way I will be prepared when I need to throw together a delicious meal for a guest or two at a moments notice. “This dish? Oh, its something I make all the time, it’s nothing, really.” My most frequent guest currently does most of the cooking. I resolve to do this anyway.
2 – Call my mother so often that every time we speak it will be like we are in the middle of a conversation and our talks will begin with, “Hey mom, what do you think of the orange for my living room walls?” instead of “Hey mom…what? No, nothing is wrong… I know…I know…I’m sorry…”
3 – Become a certified yoga instructor and heal the world’s physical ailments through Standing Crow Pose.
4 – Become a master painter/drawer.
5 – Use #3 and #4 to become independently wealthy, pay of all of my debt and leave the world of administration forever.
Wish me luck!